Spike Jones - The Angel In The Christmas Play lyrics

Poured the goldfish bowl into daddy's hat Then I painted stripes down the family cat Broke two teeth only yesterday I'm the angel in the Christmas play In department stores, 'do it just because Pull the whiskers off of the San-tee Claus Bite his leg, then I get away I'm the angel in the Chrismas play Daddy laughs, he bends in half When I wear angel hair But wait until he takes a spill On halos on the stairs Well I gotta go before the mailman stops And he feels that glue in the letter box See you all when it's Christmas day I'm the angel in the Christmas play I put on my angel gown And oh did momma laugh She didn't guess it was her best dress... The one I tore in half On the roof today, gave 'em all a scare I put on my wings, tried to fly thru air Hope that lump's gonna go away I'm the angel in the Christmas play I'm the angel in the Christmas play