Spike Jones - Siam lyrics

You can look this wide world over, You can search both land and sea, but you'll never find another man like me. If you listen to my story I will tell you who I am, I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am. I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am. There's no greater man in Siam than I am. Oh, when I go walking by the women all give me the eye, I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am. Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am. Why, I've got sixteen double chins, I'm father of Siamese twins, I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am. I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am. There's no faster man in Siam than I am. Lightning don't scare me a bit, 'Cause I can dodge before I'm hit. I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am. Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am. When I call on my sweetheart, I get there long before I'm start. 'Cause I'm the fastest man in Siam, yes I am. I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am. There's no richer man in Siam than I am. I wear diamonds on my nose, and platinum toe nails on my toes. I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am. Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! Oh no you ain't! Oh, what's happening? I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am. I've got castles filled with gold, liquor 99 years old, I'm the richest man in Siam, yes I am.