Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh Now I believe in looking like my time on earth is cooking With polka-dotted stripes or even checks With some glamour guaranteeing every fiber of my being Is displayed to quite remarkable effects From your cradle via trousseau to your d**h bed you're on view so Never compromise accept no substitute I would rather wear a barrel than conservative apparel Because a dress has always been my strongest suit Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh Staying in or hitting townwards, from the top and working downwards I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time Whether wig or hat or turban whether clog, boudoir or urban Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime And the few who are invited to my wardrobe are delighted As they wander through my things to find a route That in negligee or formal I am anything but normal Because a dress has always been my strongest suit Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh Now you don't need a recital of the reasons why its vital That tonight my droppings will not be subdued That from coronet to sandal no one else is worth a candle That I couldn't make more impact in the nude So bring me out my finest, most audacious, my divinest Most revealing, most expensive and to boot Most arresting, most heart-stopping, most free-flowing, most eye-popping Because a dress has always been my strongest suit Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere, ooh A dress has always been! A dress has always been! Strongest Suit! [Fade out]