Coincidence or not something’s got to give Ring for the butler with the tray on his sleeve Tea time in the parlor this afternoon Please round these unsuspecting guests This picture’s following me This place, it gives me the creeps There’s something lurks behind the curtain We’re serving dinner tonight It’s full of poisoned delights Why is the candle missing from the mantle All is well in the manor here called grim Wondering what this whole night will bring Unsure of your intentions Wondering what this whole night will bring As you seek your infliction The colonel has his sights on the mistress dress As he salivates in his drink The woman in red snickers at his face How can you think of such thoughts at a time like this Suddenly out went the lights I hear a thud in the dark Someone screams and everybody scuffles The lights are coming back on The colonel lies on the floor There will be hell to pay Whomever did this