October bo*er over and out Oh no petit-fours Time for the victory roll I roll up A hiccough The new tan is no tan Here I am your swim fan Why am I not your number one goth? I know you and I'd like to I know you Why burn the tape? Were you scared it would get played? I caught you in my gla** view I know you Hello magneto metal coney You got bronze, you roughed me up Gold's for the worst guys You seem real nice Don't get so serious about your band You guys sure can rock a basement But I'd rather you dripping out of the pool Your stroke and your stride Shoulders libidicide Swim halfway out Get stuck and float about I dive in the deep end, I float And what'd you expect Got me drunk on VHS Let's watch what we caught What we shot in the dark I caught you, I know you, I know you Hello magneto metal coney You got bronze you found me out I want the bad guys gouging their eyes What am I saying I am the bad guy