I plucked her young from the silly scene, gave her enough lies to live on. Now her daddy's made he owns a shop in Hayes, but he can't dream for the both of us I'm just a short term boyfriend, But I'd do you I'd do you again I said "Let's tour the streets on fire" So we rode a caravan to Yarmouth Stole at sea air, acted debonair In the ram jam the bingo the bandstand Her old man said that she'd been had, We're a 'Jezebel and co*ktail Charlie' Now she mops the floors of blue movie stores just to keep us on the Richmond Lights We both knew it would come to this: A flippant kiss down the arcade Now i'm taking you home for your college ball, be happy be happy be happy........