I stumbled into a wishing well The others laughed, "oh the boy he fell" I found my way out, years had Pa**ed away All grown up, I didn't I didn't, I didn't I didn't know what to say I said Take that cigarette out your mouth Do something useful get out the house I'll be up doing castanets With the girl from the launderette Take that cigarette out your mouth Do something useful get out the house I'll be up doing pirouettes With the girl from the launderette So I left for work for the sweet early mornings They ripped my gown and flogged me to town The doctor said "boy you're in trouble" Oh no I didn't I didn't, I didn't I didn't know where to go I said Take that cigarette out your mouth Do something useful get out the house I'll be up doing clarinet With the girl from the launderette Take that cigarette out your mouth Do something useful get out the house I'll be up doing pirouettes With the girl from the launderette I told them it would mean everything "He told us it would mean everything" I told them it would mean everything "He's prattling on about nothing" Everythiiiiiinnng...