Special Ed - I Got It Made lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speaking so that you know And understand I got the gift of speech And it's a blessing So listen to the lesson I preach I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem Full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome I'm kinda young--but my tongue speaks maturity I'm not a child, I don't need nothing for security I get paid when my record is played To put it short, I got it made [Verse 2] I'm outspoken: my language is broken into a slang But it's just a dialect that I select when I hang I play it cool--cause coolin' is all that I'm about Just foolin' with the girlies, yes I'm busting it out I'm Special Ed and you can tell by the style that I use I'm creatively superior, yo--I never lose I never lost cause I'm the boss I never will cause I'm still The champion, chief one, won't lose until I choose Which I won't cause I don't retreat I'll run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street You're invitin' me, a titan to a battle--why? I don't need your respect cause I-- got it made [Verse 3] I'm talented, yes I'm gifted Never boosted, never shoplifted I got the cash, but money ain't nothin' Make a million dollars every record that I cut and-- My name is Special Ed and I'm a super-duper star Every other month I get a brand new car Got 20, that's plenty yet I still want more Kind of fond of Honda scooters--got 74 I got the riches--to fulfill my needs Got land in the sand of the West Indies Even got a little island of my very own-- I gotta frog--a dog with a solid gold bone An accountant to account the amount I spent Gotta treaty with Tahiti cause I own a percent Got gear I wear for everyday Boutiques from France to the U.S.A And I make all the money from the rhymes I invent So it really doesn't matter--how much I spent, because, yo I make fresh rhymes--daily You burn me--really? Think, just blink and I've made--a million rhymes Just imagine if you blinked-- a million times Damn I'd be paid-- I got it made [Verse 4] I'm kinda spoiled 'cause everything I want I got made I wanted gear--got everything from cotton to suede I wanted leg--I didn't beg I just got laid My hair was growing too long, so I got me a fade And when my dishes got dirty, I got Cascade When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade I'm wise because I rise to the top of my grade Wanted peace on Earth, so to God I prayed Some kids across town thought I was afraid They couldn't harm me, I got the army brigade I'm not a trader, if what you got is greater I'll trade But maybe later cause my waiter made potato 'n' alligator souflee-- I got it made