I hold the fly microphone in the fly right hand I'm a real fly guy, better yet fly man The title that i hold is the fly emcee Why? cause i'm fly, yeah, that's me You see, i'm flier than a flyer to a hip-hop jam I can even fly higher than a plane from panam Flew, took a flight, yes, to france in the fall They be cryin when i'm flyin, cause i'm flier than them all Went to france because i was bored So i took a flight over on the fly concorde On arrival i was greeted by the king of france The queen, a band playin for the circumstance Up came the royal crier, he unrolled his scroll and said "he's flier than the sire and his name is special ed" The king said, "you really think you're really that fly?" I said, "he read it and he said it," he said, "that's a lie" I said, "i'm fly, i never lie and, yo, my name is special ed And if you don't get out my face, i'm gonna fly your royal head" The king tried to call on his royal troops Pulled out the uzi and the king said, "oops!" Up jumped the queen, she called me a nut So i kicked her in the bu*t, then i slapped the royal s*ut Said, "silence! stop the violence, hear what i have to say - eh" The tuba played a note, so i shot the tuba player Hell broke loose, the queen just rushed me Grabbed me by my pants, began to hush me Pushed me on the plane, dragged off the shoes The levi bu*ton fly, 501 blues Ripped off the shirt, took off her royal crown Disrobed the royal robe, took off the royal gown Hotter than a stove, worked me over, she was illin She was s**in me and f**in like a heated gorilla Thought to myself, could this really be true, and Yo, then i thought: yo, what the hell am i doin? Gave her her clothes and i said, "good night" Opened up the door, but the plane was in flight She said, "special ed, we're in the middle of the sky!" I said, "so? i know, you don't have to fly," i Licked the switch and flew the latch Then i kicked the b**h through the cargo hatch