Special Ed - Crazy lyrics

(You must be crazy) [ VERSE 1 ] One day, let's just say that I was bored I went for a ride in my new Accord s**er MC's were standin outside Talkin bout, "Yo Ed, let me get a ride" I said, "You're already ridin on mine" He raised his tone, and out came the chrome from behind (Better back up, n***a) "Now continue with yourself And don't step any further, cause it's bad for your health And your wealth and your future Cause I don't wanna have to shoot ya" - (booya!) And then I went into the store I wanted some chips, it's a dollar for 4 I gotta get some juice and a loosey I used to smoke, now it's only 1 or 2, see? I'm not a bad guy, but I got bad habits I was raised in the place where they grab it If they want it (Brooklyn) but I'm not a thief Plus I'm not a punk, so don't pop junk or beef What? You must be crazy (You must be crazy) [ VERSE 2 ] I pay for the goods and I make my exit I walked out the door, and I saw some legs, it Looked like cheese that I knew ]From around the way or maybe from my brother Drew It can't be the rest, because the others are older Looked like a nice slice, tapped her on the shoulder (Excuse me) She turned around, started to stare Grabbed at my hat, said, "Let me see your hair!" I said, "There won't be none of that, at least not here" She said, "My man is always snoring, and he's boring" I said, "So what? You're out here whoring? What you think you're doing? I ain't tryin to ruin no relationship Honey dip, get a grip" Cause that's the kinda fan I can't stand When she wanna get wreck and still got a man So if you got a girl, you better watch her Because love is blind (got that a**) gotcha (Think I'm crazy) (You must be crazy) [ VERSE 3 ] Well now, I got around the way and I just couldn't wait (Why?) Today mom said that she was cookin peppered steak I parked the ride, and as I stride down the ave I said, "Oh my, what big thighs you have" To a slice of cheese and cut-off shorts She said, "Ain't you Special Ed?," I said, "But of course But that's not the matter at hand Do you have a man? Do you understand? What I'm tryin to say is, well, ??? I'm a little shy She said, "Why, you're an attractive guy Plus I seen your videos, all four of them Can I be in one of them if you have more of them?" I said, "Yes, there's one next week Come to the crib so we can speak" She came over 3 days later And I laid her (You must be crazy)