Speakeasy - 0 to 100 (Speakeasy's Version) lyrics

(First Verse) Go 0 to 100 on 'em real quick! Well, if everybody's doing it, sh**... But then again if I did what you people do, I'd say my flow is so retarded And I smoke so f**ing much that I could go and grow a garden And when I grow older, all I wanna get's a golden car That goes so fast and goes so far that no police can pull it over All I want for Christmas is a big booty ho! All I do is f** b**hes and go to the studio And then you would say *beep* at the end of all of those lines And how your dick's bigger than all of ours. I know mine's Only a six incher. You probably get a whole size Up from mine when you go to get condoms. Now, don't lie I bet your flow's sicker than little kids with ebola In Africa, starving and bleeding out of their own eyes But when you make if big, you should probably go buy A whole line of sneakers cause that's better than oh, I Don't know, maybe helping the kids with EBOLA! But wait. It's okay cause you had a hard home life It's hip hop! The high and mighty culture of the selfish In America where everything you wear poses a health risk To the people overseas who made it for two pennies My two pennies is you should shut the f** up. You ain't Elvis You're just talking over beats that you probly didn't produce Saying words you didn't write and copying what the new Hip hoppers are all doing. I've seen Drake and Iggy On T.V. They seem nice but their music is so sh**ty That's why Jay Drama sounds like Lil Wayne on a Different strain of ganja listening to Lady Gaga While he puts a fake persona on instead of making honest music Let me clarify...I ain't hating on 'em I'm just saying talk about something other than b**hes It's easy to just do that coming up this business Mother f** the opinions of a Top 40 hitlist Make a difference for more than just yourself and a couple millions See, I can flow really fast and nobody has to know what I'm saying So many rapping to just rap and yappity yapping. No one's emotionally Attached to what they're making. Just as long as the bank accounts aren't vacant They can whatever they wanna say just as long as they Got a song to play for radio. Honestly Who could flying f** if every single day is like a holiday? Money is the devil disguised as a dead president Just because you fly doesn't mean that you were heavensent I'm an angel from an angle unnoticed This an*l penetration with a halo In other words, holy sh**. The truth is painful But also subject to change. It takes two to tango If you're such a unique artist then why do you hit the same note As the other ones? You might be DiCaprio to my Django Call me oscar the grouch but you couldn't get me if you tried Understand the reference? Awards are only for game shows There's a difference between acclaim and raw talent You don't understand so put the game off balance When Speakeasy speaks, the free seek to feel this What is optimism and pessimism to a realist? (Second Verse) I've been listening to Biggie and Pac and when they got shot I don't think they envisioned a world of b**hes and thots Coming from their culture. I don't even listen to hip hop anymore Cause newcomers are pissing me off Yeah, we get it. You just lit a joint And got another b**h to s** your dick. It's unoriginal and it just gets annoying I could flip a coin and get more variety Than I do when I flip through my iTunes library I'm disappointed in the art form that I chose I guess it's strange to choose my heart over my hoes And use my brain when I go hardcore in my flows Do more than entertain to start wars and cop Star Wars production value cars, who*es Make rhymes simple as Juicy J on Dark Horse. I know I'm different and unpopular cause of it Your box is cardboard. I'm like the ark of the covenant But if neither of us ever look outside of us To see the other side, then what's the point of even trying. f** dissing I'm just trying to make real eyes realize when it Comes down to it, we all have one vision Bumping Dark Side of the Moon. Night time in my room Speakers up to both ears. Steady trying to move My spirit higher. Influenced by the legends of times before mine Singing to the world like... (Outro) Imagine there's no heaven It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine all the people