Paco doesn't love me! Hey there Paco you Italian fiend Why aren't you in love with me? I've got a k**er crush on you and it's something that I just can't endure I know that Paco's kinda retarded He's left me here all broken hearted I want him to be my main man He wants another girl to hold his hand So hey Paco baby don't you know you break my heart So sugar do the right thing just come on be my retard Your looking kinds cool I write your name on all my desks at school I wanna see your band I wanna make you understand That I wanna hold your hand But there's nothing I can do to convince you Cause Paco doesn't love me Second verse, different from the first And you know I'm not the only one who's heart pounds when Paco plays his drums Cause he hits the skins as fast as Marky I wish he'd hit my skin that quickly Hey there Paco you Italian fiend Why aren't you in love with me? I've got a k**er crush on you and it's something that I just can't endure