I've got copies of everything Every pressing every color Even the penis-shaped picture disc So i'm not the only dick Put that down! Don't get fingerprints on the cover Every record is my lover Every rarity i've pursued Is fondled nightly when i'm nude I'm a who*e for vinyl Need more Still need the limited metal box And the LP hole is small enough for my co*k My possessions, owning these goods Makes up for my lack of manhood