Sparks - Don't Shoot Me lyrics

I am a rhino Plodding the jungle Dinnertime's here and "Baby I'm home" Me and my baby We are so happy Then I smell vinyl "Darling, let's run!" Don't shoot me Don't shoot me down Don't shoot me Don't shoot me down I am a hippo Sloshing through mud and Work is now over "Baby, I'm home" Isn't she lovely Makes me feel comfy Then I smell Jeeps and "Darling, let's run!" I'm a poor slob from Reno, Nevada I am a hunter of Rhinos and hippos Then I come home from Months in the bush I'm tired, I'm weary "Darling, I'm home" "Darling, darling, what's wrong?" "Darling, darling, what's wrong?" "Darling, darling, who's he?" Don't shoot me Don't shoot me down, down Don't shoot me Don't shoot me down, down, down Nice shooting Nice shooting, dear, dear, dear, dear Nice shooting, Nice shooting, dear.