I searched the whole encyclopedia from A to Z And had no luck, no luck It listed beriberi, menopause, and even halitosis No luck, no luck And then I asked my brother who is kinda thick Tell me what I got, I'm feeling really sick Brother keep away from me You got girls on the brain It's really rough when you got You got girls on the brain Everytime I go to church I just can't think about the Lord at all (Girls on the brain) At all (Girls on the brain) At all Everytime I go to work It seems I'm always walking into walls (Girls on the brain) Them old walls (Girls on the brain) Oh no It's getting worse and worse And then you pat me on the back In fifty years you may outgrow it Just like that But until then I got I got girls on the brain Girls on the brain Girls on the brain Boy I'm in pain They drive me insane It's really rough when you got You got girls on the brain (God knows it's rough) I'll give this hundred dollar bill To anybody who can help at all Don't everybody shout at once It seems there's nothing can be done at all It's getting worse and worse but lately I can live with it I'm starting to enjoy it Just a little bit Like it or not I got I got girls on the brain Like it or not I got I got girls on the brain