The rain just falls off of me The tears just fall off of me 'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof The barometric pressure has no relevance to me The rain just falls off of me The tears just fall off of me 'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof The pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving, The rain runs down to the sea But I'm indifferent, for me it's different, It's all Bahamas to me The rain just falls off of me The tears just fall off of me 'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof The barometric pressure has no relevance to me The skies are starting to cloud up But that won't slow me down Your eyes are starting to well up But that won't bring me down The skies are starting to cloud up But that won't slow me down Your eyes are starting to well up But that won't bring me down, bring me down Completely dry Dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky The mothers just sigh Send children inside Hey, mama, you lied The skies are starting to cloud up But that won't slow me down Your eyes are starting to well up But that won't bring me down 'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof The barometric pressure has no relevance to me The skies are starting to cloud up But that won't slow me down Your eyes are starting to well up But that won't bring me down 'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof The pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me I see you crying but I'm not buying your Meryl Streep mimicry It's misdirected, your voice inflected For maximum sympathy Niagara Falls, Romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds They're all agreed, impressive indeed Till the Falls stall before me The rain just falls off of me The tears just fall off of me 'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof And nothing of a liquid nature's gonna mess with me The rain just falls off of me, The tears just fall off of me, 'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me The rain just falls off of me The tears just fall off of me 'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof And nothing of a liquid nature's gonna mess with me The rain just falls off of me The tears just fall off of me 'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me The skies are starting to cloud up But that won't slow me down Your eyes are starting to well up But that won't bring me down The skies are starting to cloud up But that won't slow me down Your eyes are starting to well up But that won't bring me down Bring me down