Sparks - Here Comes Bob lyrics

When I spot a driver worth a second glance Foot to floorboard, impact soon achieved Here comes Bob, I ain't subtle in my ways of making friends Girl this rubbled mess was caused by my neglect Of course I'll pay and by the way my dear Here comes Bob I ain't subtle in my ways of making friends But here comes Bob Sometimes I will stoop to hitting two-door coupes without the frills But that is just for casual acquaintances, for stripped-down thrills Your car girl or mine it doesn't matter doesn't matter no But for affairs with staying power I go after limousines It's always nice when something big is acting as your go-between For a group encounter I'll hit buses, mobile homes or trains to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania It's hard to make acquaintances in our big town Most eyes stare at nothing much at all But here comes Bob I ain't subtle in my ways of making friends, friends, acquaintances Instant adulation comes to some at birth Born to queens or corporate entities But here comes Bob Someday they'll put me away I'll think back on active days Most were worth the minor scars Some were worth the damaged cars And the judge will say to me "Bob, You've got a bad means to a worthwhile end" An end Well, here comes Bob