Offering far more casualties than expected Meanwhile, the Paper Platoon fights on Down to the last SWOUP cartridge They are pushed farther into the depths 18,000 feet under the sea With Russian... ...and their supply lines compromised The platoon still engages the enemy on several fronts Their withering bodies, exhausted from war Running on sheer will and desire to stand one's ground Their brave and fearless commander, General Charlie Chicken Soup Tragically cut in half by enemy fire Still leads his brave men from the inside of a tinder box Made especially by the Nepalese Infantry Meanwhile early intelligence has picked up reports That the Platoon's General, Spark Master Tape Has escaped the infamous western gulag His location, however, still unknown Corresponding reports state heavy enemy casualties in the area Suggesting that the general may indeed be out of captivity To the brave warriors of the Paper Platoon May the gods be with you, and your victory eternal Break an' I These snitches say, we addicted to this crack These snitches say, we addicted to this crack