Stuck In The Middle I smacked my woman, and here's the counter-attack She's a bullet with a target, and the wall is scratching my back She was a tough pill to swallow And now she eats me just like that She's a bloodhungry vampire-bat -- She slams her jaws together and it makes me scared 'cos I'm stuck in the middle She's a chick without a reason to care That I'm stuck in the middle Oh, she bites hard and it makes me scared 'cause I'm stuck in the middle She hasn't got a single reason to care That I'm stuck in the middle -- I'm getting eaten with a silverspoon, my head is about to crack She's a manetarian, and I'm just a light snack Like a dessert on her menu, there's not much I can do about that I've been way to easy to catch -- She slams her jaws together and it makes me scared 'cos I'm stuck in the middle She's a chick without a reason to care That I'm stuck in the middle Oh, she bites hard and it makes me scared 'cause I'm stuck in the middle She hasn't got a single reason to care 'cause I'm stuck in the middle -- % It's coming up to my usual standards It's all such a thrilling damage It's not about the way I can't stand it It's more like the way I planned this % -- Now you know what kind of stuff I fancy Why don't you come in and taste me