Spamtec - Spammer's Paradise lyrics

[ytcracker] There's a little place in my dreams Where I go when I want to cheer it up, it seems No filters and no limitations To stop me from spamming and paper chasing Send a million mails not one complaint Seek sure right away and there isn't a wait AOL doesn't sue anybody Because they consider spamming a hobby Everyone buys and no one jumps And there aren't any anti-spammer punks The post where you live on ROKSO Because you live a land where the crops grow Everybody has a credit card And they all have no limit so it isn't hard No one owns a replica watch And they read every message in their inbox [Chorus] It's a spammers paradise Where everyone has an email and checks it twice Buy anything without seeing the price And send money to Nigeria because the prince sounds nice [egod] Check it out, check it out In spammer's paradise you can send at faster speeds And all the methods got no limits like Master P All machines are unsecured, DCOM's quicker The only anti's are your mom's sisters There's none of this dot-com bicker And everyone knows STC drops bombs quicker There's no rates, no anti's No way nobody's angry, girls on webcam with no panties And they hot like a shanty Can't be too far from the truth Cause every spammer has a truce So when I let it loose when I die I'm off to spammer's paradise Cause the people really friendly and the mare is nice I got a real sick computer and my chair is tight And they all come to my site to roll the dice And on my wrist blings cold with ice Cause I mail Santa's list every check it twice