Spamtec - What is Spam? lyrics

[Chorus] What is spam? Spam is the tie that bonds us together And no one is better than the other What is spam? Spam is the knife that tears us apart I ain't got no heart for you brother X2 [YTCracker] Spam in my inbox, spam on the board Spam in my phone line, in my phone coord Call me Mr. Smith I'm the Joe Internet Smoking this spam like a cigarette I forward all my sh** to the FTC Spammer's oasis A beached apartments on a first-name basis Been a Spamcop subscriber since '92 f** a delete key, how about you? Tell these lawyers what I got, they're on retainer I hate spam, and I can't say it plainer I work all day and come home to this Viagra, mortgage, and teenage piss Why won't they remove me? Steady abuse me From the relays to the Usenet news G's Need a thousand filters just to keep me straight Spam is the sh**, its the sh** that I hate, baby [Repeat Chorus] I love deals, can't get enough of them Put my email on the lists and get a rush of them Naked ladies, remote control cars Blue pills, diet of the stars Can't stop ordering Refinancing my home mortgage and I know I'm not alone We fund this business, this sh** you call spam I call it paperless coupons, don't give a damn I look no further than my inbox for bargains Wait a few minutes then it fills to the margins The 'net really everything at my fingertips Shrink my wallet and the size of my hips I get what I want, when I want it I can cancel anytime I want, but I won't because I flaunt it Got so many memberships to so many sites I can whack all I want, then call it a night [Repeat Chorus] [phlow] Yo that spam in your box? I know you probably hate it But programmers love it, I'm that guy the creates it Yeah I said it, I'm the guy that made it I got reasons why the weed is my brain picks up Emails lift up See I got bills to pay I know how to write programs in a sk**ful way I need money in my life to fill the void Circles in the newspaper, I'm still unemployed My wife's annoyed Lack of sleep has got me paranoid I can scream but no one is around to hear my scratchy voice Christmas is on the way but there is no cash to buy the toys I don't want to live like this but I don't have a choice I live inside my shadowy dark loneliness I work all day then come home to this What kind of home is this? You can't judge me, you don't know me b**h I'm constantly searching for surfaces Each email feeds off my nervousness I waste each day of my life not knowing what my purpose is Living check to check, mail to mail, seed to seed Instead to collect I cannot fail, I need some leads I ain't in the kitchen but I can always feel the heat Following project means my life will never be complete So the next time you get my spam and try to f** me? f** yourself, go whack your sh** until its ugly Just because you can't see me doesn't mean that you're above it I keep my sh** unlocked so there is no way that you can touch me [caller] You f**ing a**hole get me off your f**ing email list! You're a dickhead, f** off!