[Verse 1] Now when I sign on These fools flock to the messenger They treating me like captains They calling me the messenger Eyes easy from the dutch I smoke I need to push some more mails from the fat clutch I broke Now this whole man sponsors sh** Just some jokes got a full lobby of lists and a manner with info Yeah the feds all over like a Taliban Armed cats smoke kush like a Taliban Keyboards and my coat, they all roll the same way Catch me pushing ki's, both the wireless way In the news? I'm the cat with the most fanbase of DG's in the Washington Post Got it right this time? Ain't no disrespect And even got the news from your mother's direct connection These chicks want direct affection Pound them so hard the last thing they want to touch is an erection [Hook] Let me hear another Spamtec banger Keep that ish off of the coat hanger Back then the ho's didn't want us Finally we wrecking they call us Qantas, yeah [Verse 2: ytcracker] Yeah yeah ytcracker Dirty nerdy millionaire before I'm thirty f** with STC and we'll leave your a** up in a gurney That's the truth, son, you can keep us in the station Radio and TV hating because of the loot we making See us, raid it, raid it: five o'clock news Cameras with the news crews Followed all of Blue's Clues Took my computer and they seized my house Because I can own a motherf**er with the click of my mouse You know my spam stays Trump tight And the monster in my pants goes bumping tonight This is ytcracker b**h I ain't told you before You can call me ripper because I'm so hardcore Been around the net just to even the score I'm the nerd rap king and you're just poor Pushing them mails for my Rolex store Send a fake-a** watch right to your front door Nobody on the block can question I've been repping that spam since '98 YTCracker, phlow, and dj int Seven years past still pushing weight Got a dot com site but that's okay 'Cause the anti's are sweating it anyway Now we lay low just biding our time Every mail we send Spamtec stays prime Since I touched a computer I had a pretty good idea of what my destiny was Pow wow, got the Internet going nuts I keep the Internet in all of my cuts My dude's been paid we've been slayed with ever who*e with a webcam got's it made Spamtec, baby, king of the hill Bang my 39 bars like a Glockenspiel That's real [Repeat hook] [Verse 3: phlow] Spamtec, we've got more bangers than the Brits That's an awful lot of sausage I really must admit But if a crip and you claiming '96 You must been banging just as long as Spamtec, b**h 'Cause we some gangsters on the 'net like Kevin Garnet And we just hanging until it is time to collect Our respect Even though they hanging your neck I'll scam your will so I'll be handling your checks And I don't care about your general respects 'Cause I keep the mail moving like Federal Express And I take stock of the situation Like buying Microsoft when it rocketed off I'm breaking it off Off the top of my head my cap when I'm taking it off Some of you emcee's sick but you faking a cough Stop listening to lame sh** that's making you soft And break into Spamtec like you breaking a box