Head on a plaque, its an immediate problem So you turn and face yourself for the very first time Well happiness comes in the form of happiness feels me over Stupid Cupid, you f**ed it this time So you consult the TV for breakfast and coffee But your TV's not hungry, but that's OK And now we're not insane, we're just pretending, at least I think we are But who really cares that much any way You got nothing to do You got nothing to smoke No fast d** to make your a**hole choke Nothing like h**n, well I hear it pays Well I wonder, wonder, where's my wedding bells Chorus: Tonight I know the Horror of you Tonight I know the Horror of you Tonight I know the Horror of you Like nobody else Tonight I know the Horror of you Got caught in the act at the very wrong time Found it like striking a match on the gasoline fire Watch the slug that slides along the edge of a razor blade; It's about the pain I talk so much sh**, I need wings to survive You got too much to do, You got too much to smoke, You feel a little silly but you try to cope Your brain's on the floor, oh no what a chore You need another reason and you want some more (Chorus) The Horror of you, you The Horror Tonight I know the Horror of you