South Park - Kyle's Mom's A B**ch lyrics

Cartman: Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-! Kyle: Don't say it Cartman! Cartman and orchestra start: WEEEEELLLLL! Kyle: Don't do it Cartman! Cartman and orchestra: WEEELLLLLL Kyle: I'm warning you! Cartman: Ok ok Kyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-! (Jazzy Presto orchestral music swells) Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a b**h she's a big fat b**h, she's the biggest b**h in the whole wide world she's a stupid b**h if there ever was a b**h, she's a b**h to all the boys and girls! Kyle: SHUT YOUR fu*kING MOUTH CARTMAN! Cartman: On Monday she's a b**h, on Tuesday she's a b**h, on Wensday though Saturday she's a b**h, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeyotch! Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest b**h in the whole wide world she's a mean old b**h and she has stupid hair she's a b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h she's a stupid b**h! Kyle's mom's a b**h and she's just a dirty b**h! Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this (chinese kids) (french kids) (dutch kids) (african kids) Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest b**h in the whole wide world she's a mean old b**h and she has stupid hair, she's a b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h (crowd:gasp) Cartman: b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h, she's stupid b**h Stan: Uhh Cartman Cartman: Kyle's mom's a b**h and she's just a dirty b**h! (Tempo slows and music turns into jazzy "finale" mode) I really mean it (Tempo slows and music turns into jazzy "finale" mode) Kyle's mom . . . (horns swell) She's a big fat f**ing b**h! (orchestra swells at "finale" of song) A big ol' fat f**in' b**h, right now . . . . cheaa! (Cartman does "jazz hands" motions with hands) What? (Turns around) Aw.... f**