South Park - Blame Canada lyrics

Time's have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse Should we blame the government? Or blame society? Or should we blame the images on TV? No, blame Canada, blame Canada With all their beady little eyes And flappin' heads so full of lies Blame Canada, blame Canada We need to form a full a**ault It's Canada's fault Don't blame me for my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon And now he's off to join the Klan And my boy Eric once Had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to f** myself Well, blame Canada, blame Canada It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along Blame Canada, blame Canada They're not even a real country anyway My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Heck no Blame Canada, blame Canada With all their hockey hullabaloo And that b**h Anne Murray too Blame Canada, shame on Canada The smut we must cut, the trash we must smash Laughter and fun must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before someone thinks of blaming us