South Park - It's Easy, M'kay lyrics

There are times when you get s**ered in By d** and alcohol and s** with women, m'kay But it's when you do these things too much That you've become an addict and must get back in touch You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay With a little plan you can change your life today You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for crack Follow my plan and very soon you will say It's easy, m'kay Step one, instead of a** say buns Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole" Step two, instead of sh** say poo As in "bull-poo," "poo-head," and "this poo is cold" Step three, with b**h drop the T Because bich is Latin for generosity Step four, don't say f** anymore Because f** is the worst word that you can say So just use the word m'kay We can do it, it's all up to us, m'kay With a little plan we can change our lives today You can change it today We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will see It's easy, m'kay Step one, instead of a** say buns Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole" Step two, instead of sh** say poo As in "bull-poo," "poo-head," and "this poo is cold" Step three, with b**h drop the T Because bich is Latin for generosity Step four, don't say f** anymore Because f** is the worst word that you can say f** is the worst word that you can say We shouldn't say f**, no we shouldn't say f**, f** no You're cured, you can go We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash Follow this plan and very soon you will say It's easy, m'kay It's easy, m'kay It's easy, m'kay