South Park - The Beer Song lyrics

man: ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker, what comes in bottles or in cans men: BEER! man: cant get enough of it men: BEER! man: how we really love it men: BEER! man: makes me think i'm a man men: BEER! man: i can kiss and hug it men: BEER! man: but i'd rather chug it men: BEER! man: got my belly up to here men: BEER! man: i cannot refuse a men: BEER! man: i could really use a men: BEER, BEER BEER! men: BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER drunk man: i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my dad. drunk father: (burp) thats my son the drunken manley stud, im proud to call him my bud. drunk man: here, have some pretzels drunk father: no, i'll call it quits, those things give me the Schlitz drunken man: ha ha ha. men: drink with your family, drink it with your friends man: drink till your fat , stomach distends, beer, is liquid bread its good for you, men: we like to drink till we spew, ew men: who cares if we get fat man: i'll drink to that man: as we sing once more man: what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker, what comes in bottles or in cans men: BEER! man: cant get enough of it men: BEER! man: how we really love it men: BEER! man: makes me think i'm a man men: BEER! man: i can kiss and hug it men: BEER! man: but i'd rather chug it men: BEER! man: fill my belly up to here men: BEER! man: golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it, do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me, men: BEER! man: the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray! (Burp)