South Park - Mr. Hankey theme lyrics

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of... gay `Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" He's seen the love inside of you `Cause he's a piece of poo Sometimes he's nutty Sometimes he's corny He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmhmm!) But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve He might come to your town! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you Therefore, vicariously he loves you I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft) Cartman: Well Kyle, where is he? Kyle: Ehh... He's coming! Stan: Come on dude, push! Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm trying! Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head! Kyle: Here he comes! [POP!] Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Seasons Greetings to all of you! Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Christmas Time has come! Sometimes he's runny Sometimes he's firm Sometimes he practically water Sometimes he hangs off the end of your a** And won't fall in the toilet Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter And he won't drop off... and so you shake your a** around And try to get it to drop in the toilet And finally it dooooeees Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo When Christmas leaves he must leave too Flush him down but he's never gone His smell and his spirit linger on Howdy Ho!