South Park Mexican - Strapped & Deadly lyrics

[Verse 1: South Park Mexican] I'm in the Hill W double O D Texas Got 3 benzes & quick reflexes I'm a eat me breakfast, with the Mexicans Break dance in my cell & do some head spins Don't forget kids, if you test us You will drop like fall semesters Watch the texans, beat the redskins On the news that don't look like me, bad sketches Let's watch d**h Wish, it got's a good message I use to sell muthaf**in' O's & X's In seconds, I k** 'em the gentless Been slangin' since carpenters used us bestest SKS's leave 'em chestless Inside connects to get they addresses Request this, put on the hell bound guest list I be takin' muthaf**ers out like dentures. [Chorus:] n***as in the click be Strapped & Deadly Bust 'til they sh** get jammed or empty Hide c**a cola & a can of pepsi You other muthaf**ers just can't impress me. [x2] [Verse 2: Shadow Ramirez:] Have you ever been chased by bacon, or faced with makin'? A decision that could cost you a fate with satan'. Do you even understand the things I'm sayin'? Listen close homeboy, the game ain't playin' It's the evil twin n***a you don't see me dance Other rappers changin' like they just sh** in they pants Still puttin' work in, I'm destined for trial Wasted money on a grill n***a I don't smile Southeast home of the illest for realer My hood like the Michael Jackson video Thriller Lookin' like they climbed out a grave or casket Mama don't know the deal, to afraid to ask it She bought special soap for the bloodiest stains But mom check the label if it does it for brains At times I just wanna put a gun to my temple We had insurance for the dental, but none for the mental. [Chorus:] n***as in the click be Strapped & Deadly Bust 'til they sh** get jammed or empty Hide c**a cola & a can of pepsi You other muthaf**ers just can't impress me. [x2] [Verse 3: Quota] 1st watch yo' mouth, 2nd quoter ender 3rd I'm a real gangsta I ain't no pretender Don't get my hosts's mixed up with yo' suspenders I got a shot like McGrady at Toyota Center Cops quit interrogatin' look I don't remember You won't see my homies snitch, they my cold defenders I'm still stuck around like a broken blender 'Cause my block stay hot, even though it's winter. [Verse 4: Coast] Hey don't pretend to be my partner dawg, if you want me to drop & fall Then bring it on 'cause I'll win all yo' mouth gets on your posture wrong & all of ya'll was walkin' talkin' 'about me like ya'll all the boss & thinkin' like I'm crawlin' off, I promise y'all a holocaust Don't hide the coast, I ain't yo' bro, you actin' like you know me though & rap is what you know me fo' the fact is I don't only flow Slow yo' roll, peep the game, keep the piece & keep yo' brain I'm Strapped & Deadly 7 days up out the week, now Carolyn sing. [Chorus:] n***as in the click be Strapped & Deadly Bust 'til they sh** get jammed or empty Hide c**a cola & a can of pepsi You other muthaf**ers just can't impress me. [x2] Can't impress me. Oh no. Oh, oh, oh... You other muthaf**ers just can't impress me.