I'm not doin fine I'm desecratin lives I boned a phone booth of a lady shaky heinous crime nailing hands down to floorboards angry side gone overboard and I'm bored still bored I'm so bored I've got a funny little feeling my arms are shakin like a lightnin rod yeah I'll canonball right through the ceiling and sink my teeth in till the feeling's gone yeah Oh I'm a slow move guy no time for swatting flies appeasing bees knees easing g-string seizing wheezing funny little feeling lick it dry wonder just who am I? Prison warden, teenage boy, transvestite with high heels on Hey where has my life gone? Ain't done anything I want according to my list I've still got so many musicians to k** will k** until I fill my landfill full of bodies standing still Chorus End