Performed by Kirk Scott (Lord Chamberlain) His majesty, the king Is going to do his thing He's going to have a royal ball His highness sincerely begs us to Invite the social register Only if they'll come one, come all Her majesty, the queen Will really dig this scene She's anxious for a royal ball It's been so many months, you see It happened only once, you see She wants it to be large, not small The kingdom will be festive With wine flowing everywhere And feasting all around There'll be many a buxom maiden And many a handsome lad And frolicking will abound His majesty, the prince This part of it makes me wince Will announce in front of one and all He's looking for someone great to be His future mate, you see In simpler words: the royal ball