Soundtracks - It's So Hard To Find A Man lyrics

Performed by Jennifer Doyle (Stepmother) It's so hard to find a man I really do not understand Why if I'm given what I got Not even horses want to trot with me It's so hard to find a man Any girl with half my looks Would have no problem laying hooks On any princes, kings or crooks, not me I simply cannot find a man It's so hard to do without When you're a lady with such pa**ion One can't always be in fashion When you have to go out trashing too It's not easy on my noives When you know that you're a looker Half a harda**, half a hooker And you cannot land a schnook or two And you cannot find a man When I see my reflection There's perfection oozing out of every pore Oh, maintaining all this beauty is a duty That I relish -- not a chore But it's so hard to find a man Where's that Romeo, the charmer Dressed in underwear or armor Who would change my lovely karma too? Yet, I cannot find a man Uh doodly-doo, adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu Adieu!