[ROXIE] The name on everybody's lips Is gonna be Roxie The lady rakin' in the chips Is gonna be Roxie I'm gonna be a celebrity That means somebody eveyone knows They're gonna recognize my eyes My hair, my teeth, my b**bs, my nose From just some dumb mechanic's wife I'm gonna be Roxie Who says that murders not an art? And who in case she doesn't hang can say she started with a bang? Roxie Hart! [ROXIE (spoken)] You wanna know something? I always wanted to be in Vaudeville. And now that I'm a celebrity, I'm gonna have me a swell act, too. Yeah, I'll get a boy to work with- someone who can lift me up, show me off- Oh hell, I'll get two boys. It'll frame me better. Think "BIG", Roxie, think "BIG." I'm gonna get a whole bunch of boys. The name on everybody's lips Is gonna be [BOYS] Roxie [ROXIE] The lady rakin' in the chips is gonna be [BOYS] Roxie. She's gonna be a celebrity [ROXIE] That means somebody everyone knows [BOYS] They're gonna recognize her eyes Her hair. Her teeth... [ROXIE] ...My b**bs, my nose From just some dumb mechanic's wife I'm gonna be Sing it! [BOYS] Roxie [ROXIE] Who says that murder's not an art? [BOYS] And who in case she doesn't hang [ROXIE] Can say she started With a bang? [ROXIE AND BOYS] Foxy Roxie Hart [BOYS] They're gonna wait outside in line To get to see Roxie [ROXIE] Think of those autographs I'll sign "Good luck to you, Roxie" And I'll appear in Lavaliere That goes all the way down to my waist [BOYS] Here a ring, there a ring Everywhere a ring a ling [ROXIE] But always in the best of taste Oooh I'm a star. [ROXIE] And the audience loves me. [ROXIE (spoken)] And I love them. And they love me for loving them. And I love them for loving me. And we love each other. That's because none of us got enough love in our childhood. [BOYS (spoken)] That's right. [ROXIE (spoken)] And that's show biz, Kid. [BOYS] Oh yeah. She's giving up her humdrum life [ROXIE] I'm gonna be [BOYS] Roxie. She made a scandal and a start. [ROXIE] And Sophie Tucker will sh**, I know To see her name get billed below [ALL] Roxie Hart! [BOYS] Chuh, chuh, chuh, etc... [ROXIE (Spoken)] Those are my boys.