Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems when you're not looking forward? Me, I'd like to think that life is like a drink, and I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon. You know that I've been drunk a thousand times, and these should be the best days of my life, Life, it's not what I thought it was. Damn blast, look at my past, I'm ripping up my feet over broken gla**. I said, oh wow, look at me now, I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow. Oh, oh, oh, oh, the size of a cow. You know it would be strange to live life in a cage, and only believe the things you see that are written on the page. How easy would it be to be home in time for tea, and stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea. You know that it's been sunk a thousand times, and these should be the best days of my life, Life, it's not what I thought it was. Damn blast, look at my past, I'm ripping up my feet over broken gla**. I said, oh wow, look at me now, I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow. Oh, oh, oh, oh, the size of a cow. Oh, oh, oh, oh, the size of a cow. You know that I've been drunk a thousand times, and these should be the best days of my life, Life, it's not what I thought it was. Damn blast, look at my past, I'm ripping up my feet over broken gla**. I said, oh wow, look at me now, I'm building up my problems to the size of cow. Damn blast, look at my past, I'm ripping up my feet over broken gla**. I said, oh wow, look at me now, I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow. Oh, oh, oh, oh, the size of a cow. Oh, oh, oh, oh.