Sounds Like Chicken - Entrails lyrics

I wanna be a B-Grade actor Star alongside Terri Hatcher With expertise in over-acting I'm just a copy of the real thing! Start my career on a daytime soapie Got nominated for a golden loogie Still no-one can remember my name I'm just destined for B-Grade fame! I wanna be on A Current Affair Dodgy builders had better beware Chat with the mother of an ADD brat Or investigate why Derryn Hinch's so fat Get my TV week signed by Ray What will the ladies at the bowling club say? Same old stories every night He is a legend in his own sight!