Sounds Like Chicken - Caution! (The Riddle of Blackbeard's Cove) lyrics

Hanging with their girls on the Bayport beach Frank and Joe Hardy get a call from the chief of police Their crime-fighting Dad missing on the case Looking for the pirate with a tattoo on his face They camp out with Chet through the moonlit night From across the haunted isle, they spy a flashing light Meet an old sailor with scabies and lice Before they stole his boat, he gave these words of advice: Caution! We forgot about the boat, so they surfed across the bay Standing with their guns, on the rocks Fenton lay Armed only with a shoe and a random sting-ray Saved their Dad, solved the case, and finished their crouchet Now the moral of the story is not that crime won't pay Cos it's common knowledge that pirates still exist today Unlike Frank and Joe, always lucky in the fight You gotta seek to be prepared for the danger out of sight!