Sounds Like Chicken - A Current Affair lyrics

I saw Shane Warne pick his nose Now it's on the back page of the Sun I saw Shane Warne pick his nose He rolled it up and bowled my brother out I saw John Howard kiss his wife Gave her a big smack on the cheek I saw John Howard kiss his wife Our leader needs no privacy I saw Kim Beazley pick his wedge Big, big story on the nightly news I saw Kim Beazley pick his wedge More attention than some starving kids And the moral of the story is the media s**s!