The bigger the cushion The sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband The deeper the quicksand Or so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom Big bottom Talk about bum cakes My girl's got 'em Big bottom, drive me out of my mind How can I leave this behind? I saw her on Monday 'Twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean I love her each weekday Each velvety cheekday You know what I mean My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game is waiting there inside her tights Big bottom Big bottom Talk about mudflaps My gal's got 'em Big bottom, drive me out of my mind How can I leave this behind? My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I like to sink her with my pink torpedo Big bottom Big bottom Talk about bum cakes My girl's got 'em Big bottom, drive me out of my mind How can I leave this behind?