Souls Of Mischief - Cab Fare ('95 remix) lyrics

Tajai: Yo, the jam was fly Oh my, now it's over My batch of pals cut so tajai must catch a taxicab Dag nab Why'd they leave me? Stuck in the late night alley I'm, not so hype that everyone should be sweatin' Yet nobody's smilin' Plus crews are pilin' Starin' Thinkin' what they'd look like wearin' My gear A sigh when the yellow cab neared It sped up, 'cause dreds made him think I'd vic him Now I gotta dodge thugs like I'm playin' chicken An englishman, an irishman, 5 or 10 caucasians pa**ed me In their taxis Oh no such luck I'm gonna get bucked For my apparel As I seen a black guage barrel Just then a fat cab came to my rescue Damn I'm glad black men drive them cabs too Opio: It seems nowadays cab rides are rather pricely Especially when the driver goes for self In spite of the directions that are given They are driven To cruise backstreets That treats Them to a pricely fair, exactly What happened to myself when I chose to call a taxi It pulled up to the curb and I hopped into the backseat Gave him the destination, said he'd never heard of the place And I'd have to tell him as we went along, and then placed it in drive When I said make a left he made a right Alright I get it, you wanna make some slight Detours So you can be sure That you get yours And when I turn my head you up the bill a little more I told the cabbie to stop, he didn't think I watched it Fake reached into my pocket And then jetted like I was rocket Ishmael His tail light was broken As a token Of appreciation, he started chasin' but I smoked him Phesto: What? you can't escape me Mop head Drop dead, deceased Say your final summons if I catch ya Bet ya Regret ya Ever ditched me Drivin' Connivin' Guys been Robbin' me lately He went up lake st But I'm followin' Swallowin' Up steps He ran to the left, I made a left and crashed Into a rose bush My nose crushed On impact But yo, I'll get him back A-plus: Ha, I didn't have enough for a car, what a bummer I had to get a job drivin' taxis last summer All the other drivers knew that my car was spectacula' 'cause I had a tight, very bright yellow acura Pilin' in 9 or 10 skins at a time, g Funny how the honeys with the money always find me Payin' their green to see what color my house is Feelin' like del 'cause they would sleep on my couches I'd charge senior citizens extra, 'cause they never mention I'd take all the money from they pension And I'd drive a blind man around for a while Even if he only had to travel just a mile With a smile And don't let your dog off the leash 'cause if he stepped then I would have to squash the beast And if you didn't have the right change, don't even ask me Or else I woulda' ran ya a** down wit' my taxi