Soulja Boy My life feel like I'm starin in a soap opera n***az say beezy dats a dope watch bruh Sunday night count creek red lobster Soulja boy tellem Flo fantastic my money bounce call it cash elastic A monster, a beast, a creature, a vulture I need more weed speed up da agriculture I am da insulter before we make dis deal let me consult consultor Uuummm listen to da drum go bum Most of rappers spit bubble gum yum My watch dumb wat have I become Become I am da reason Dis a test not da real song it looks good but feel so wrong Da paparazzo caught me takin a sh** Got damn paparazzo how'd u get that pic I heard u couldn't go verse for verse with a real spitter And I heard he couldn't cut a check for the real dealer I'm like a nerd a genius tell ya girlfriend to get off my penis Aah sooulja boy tell em extrodinair I'm in da kush smoke and blow airy everywhere Damn Now dis how it is I'm so fly I can take a sh** And it will mel like chocolate I'm soulja boy tellem can I drop a hit f** dat put my cd on da shelf I'm so fly I be hatin on myself I'm like f** soulja boy dat n***a is lame But damn dat n***a got so much f**in game Can I get some I don't think so Soulja boy tell em Chevy same color smoke Got damn can I get it on my tippy toes Can she give me head on her tippy toes Ha ha I'm fool with it ok ok Soulja boy tellem wat I say wrong My album went platinum but I linked every song f** dat I'm alergic to u haters I'm in my zone I'm hot like da elivator I step out da whip and hoes are starrin But me and my click I'm really not carin I don't give a f** let's play truth or dare And I will play put my dick in your ear So u can f** wat ya heard I strike another verb And everytime I spit I speak a lot of words Soulja boy tell em flow sound absurd f** dat sh** put my dick in ya ear Ok ok Man soulja boy spit da verse then took the beat off I told ya b**h to shut the f** and be off I told ya main girl ride my dick till it fall off Nah I told her ride till it go soft When I give it tell her put it in her mouth I'm Soulja boy tell em teen of tha south