Quittin' after one more last one Tired of playin' the clown If i want your opinion i'll ask ya I can get myself down Night driving without headlight Wearin' sungla**es too Lookin' good but sure don't feel right Anything to be cool Doin' hopscotch with my legs tied Jumpin' rope in wet cement Black leather in midday sunshine All your mother's money's spent Doin' time on the metal detector Like to drown in your pool Coverin' up everything that's defective Anything to be cool A burning heart could be so cool Won't you be my fashion victim Come on, i'm an april fool for you Holdin' on to what's left of real life Anything to be cool (x4) A burning heart like an april fool Won't you be my fashion victim Come on, i'm an april fool I'm a mid-spring snowfall, joke's on you I'm an april fool for you I'm an april fool for you I'm an april fool (x3)