Sorry Mom! - Awesome party, dude! lyrics

{verse 1} Well it's a cool cool party Thanks for telling me To come back to your house That we grew up in back in july Did you know that You forgot to call me on my birthday? Well that's okay Cause i don't even know your birthday anymore {verse 2} Well it's a cool cool party I guess i'll stay till at least midnight Because that feels like the time All these fu*king people will let me leave And i'll ignore that my belt is loose The wine is white, my ass is fat You make it hard to ignore you You make it hard, would you like to dance? {refrain} I'm not going to ask you to dance You look so stupid when you dance {verse 3} It's a cool, great party And i look bad in this shirt That i only wore because i remembered How you liked the way i looked in blue Soon it will be summer And soon it will be halloween And i'll still be stuck in this stupid basement Where your new girlfriend puked the bed again {refrain} Puked the bed again Puked the bed again {bridge} And things don't change at all that much You're still wearing the same sneakers I still smoke the same cigarettes I guess nothing's ever quite the same But you're still too thin and i still can't breathe Maybe tonight i'll leave And i won't back here again I won't come here again {refrain} I won’t come here again I won’t come here again {verse 4} It's a cool, cool party And i think you know i'm here And looking at you from this corner I think you can hear me yelling at you in my head Wishing i could leave Before the clock runs out, before i'm drunk Before you kiss me on the neck And i don't really think i wanna know you anymore And i don't think you knew me even back when i was Still your creature living in your walls And apparently su*king your fu*king life away I think i should go I think i should go {verse 5} It’s a cool, cool party But i can’t come back again You are everything, you’re perfect You’re my best mosquito friend It’s a cool, cool party I don’t love you anymore {outro} I don’t love you anymore I don’t love you anymore I don’t love you anymore I don’t love you anymore I don’t love you anymore