The best lovers are out pacing the hallways The best lovers are crying in the bathroom stalls The best lovers tap their feet through all the pretty love songs With their backs against the wall Once Southern boys they all loved R. E. Lee Once Southern girls loved R.E.M Were they all in confederacy against you Or were you just like them You're hanging with Bad Dancers The best lovers are out pacing the hallways The best lovers are smoking in the bathroom stalls The best lovers are watching you through the pretty 80's love songs With their backs against the wall Have you read the Odyssey I haven't read that book in years How he k**ed off all her lovers And he burst into tears You're hanging with Bad Dancers