[Intro] Two [Verse 1] A for Angelina Tongue like anaconda Lips like Angelina Ooh, B is for Bianca; she was a ballerina Now she just a stripper making singles to my singles Ooh, C is for Chiquita; put banana on Chiquita Introduced me to Diana, f**ed Diana with Chiquita So D is for Diana - Diana like it deeper So I get in her stomach like Mylanta at my leisure [Hook] And these are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes Yea, these are my b**hes, my alphabet, b**hes These are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes Oh, these are my b**hes, my alphabet... b**hes I swear to drunk I'm not god yeah Drops microphone Ooh But I swear to drunk I'm not god, no [Verse 2] And the E is for Ebony - that p**y heavenly Lawd knows I be swimmin in that thing like an aquarium The F is for Felicia, freaky a** Felicia Ooh, I treat that p**y like a sleeping bag, Felicia The G is for Gina; her p**y so convenient, I mean it Ooh, she treat my dick like jalapeno And my cum like Aquafina She need it The H for Holly just like Hollygrove And the I is for Ivanka, don't let Donald know And the J is for Joanne, I just call her Jo What goes around comes around, K for Karma, so These are my alphabet b**hes [Hook] Alphabet b**hes These are my b**hes, my alphabet.. These are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes These are my b**hes, my alphabet.. b**hes I swear to drunk I'm not god, ehh.. Drops microphone I swear to drunk I'm not god, eh [Verse 3] The L is for Lisa, she like my libido We do the La Bamba - I'm so multilingual The M is for Melanie, she like my melodies Don't like my baby mamas, she be so negative The N is for Natasha - that my lil mama She holla at me when she want that Oscar Mayer She got a man, she tell me please do not remind her He not romantic - I'm a scene from Casablanca Oooh, she swallow the whole enchilada Ooh, she get off her knees and say "de nada" Ooh. She ask me "What's the reason for the choppa?" Girl, it's a jungle out there, ask Mufasa O, is for Olivia and the P is for Patricia And the Q is for the Queen The R is for Raven and the S for Sharlene [Hook] [Verse 4] The T for Tatiana - she can put her legs behind her She can bend all the way over I just thank the lawd for that yoga And the U is for Uma, the position a**umer She so flexible we try-angles like Bermuda And the V is for Vanessa, voluptuous Vanessa The W's for Wintour, I'm under the weather And the X is for my exes, f** 'em altogether The Y is for Yolanda, the Z is for Zelda And these are my alphabet b**hes [Verse 5] These are my b**hes, my alphabet b**hes These are my b**hes, my alphabet.. b**hes I swear to drunk I'm not god Drops microphone, I swear to god I'm not god Drops microphone, I'd rather park and not drive, yeah Drop styrofoam, I can't talk I might cry, yeah I say I be on some G sh**, I be on some G sh** Check that other n***a for that Louis shopping spree sh** Not me b**h, no You won't rob me b**h, no I said I be on some G sh**, I be on some B sh** When it comes to b**hes I be on some A-to-Z sh** I'm me b**h This sh** like ABC, 123, b**h To me b**h I'm the alpha, the alpha D-O-G, b**h S-R-Y for the W-A-I-T b**h