Sonic Boom Six - Strange Transformations lyrics

I see them linin up to howl at the moon Singin' Wonderwall out of tune Wasn't an unusual sight It's any town on any given Saturday night You'll see 'em prowlin in a pack for a fight And his hairy hand's enough to give a brother a fright Turned to me and asked me what my problem was Then jumped around and smacked me bang across my head because I wasn't wearin a white shirt that looked like his Didn't go to the disco to swing my fists Or I don't know maybe it wasn't the clothes I haven't got a monobrow or an Elastoplast across my nose I wasn't doin all the things he do I was mindin my own business with a drink or two Still he's gotta come and misbehave After seven drinks the creature's risen from the grave Strange transformations Happen after midnight across the nation Yeah we all enjoy a drink or two But why they gotta do the things they do? And if you don't believe in Jekyll and Hyde You gotta go the horrorshow they're shootin outside Bottom of the bottle to the black lagoon I see them linin up to howl at the moon Spit with every word that they say Shoulder barge you out of the way Titties fallin out of their tops There's a curse on the country ask the cops Why they be beatin them inside of the van I see one climbin up a statue like the bogieman Grab your hat and vanish in a cloud of dust You need a silver bullet just to get the bus I never been on a ghost train that went like this I only sat on the top deck and ate my chips I see the bride of frankenstein, it stumbles by me Married to the monster and she sits beside me Face like a freakshow, caked in make-up Now her hand's on my knee and I'm tryin to wake up Suddenly her fella stands and growls With his teeth in my neck I can hear him howl Strange transformations Happen after midnight across the nation Yeah we all enjoy a drink or two But why they gotta do the things they do? And if you don't believe in Jekyll and Hyde You gotta go the horrorshow they're shootin outside Bottom of the bottle to the black lagoon I see them linin up to howl at the moon Fallin off the chair at the park Nearly gettin hit by a car Runnin with her shoes in her hands Cryin on the steps on the phone to mam Tryin to put his hand down my bra In the road playin air guitar Pukin up inside a cab Finishin the whole of a doner kebab Strange transformations Happen after midnight across the nation Yeah we all enjoy a drink or two But why they gotta do the things they do? And if you don't believe in Jekyll and Hyde You gotta go the horrorshow they're shootin outside Bottom of the bottle to the black lagoon I see them linin up to howl at the moon