Crazy Lady Dance and sing like calliope play Winds her mind in a lazy way Crazy Lady Calliope with the cantaloupe eyes Threads a smile on her tired lips Broken angel on the earth And she says You're doing it wrong boy You're doin it wrong without me You're doing it wrong boy You're doin it wrong without me I got a crazy aunt I got a crazy cousin Couple crazy kids I mean everybody buzzin' In livin' down the hall My mother-in-law She's the carziest mother of 'em all Crazy Lady Dance and sing like calliope play Winds her mind in a lazy way Broken angle on the earth