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From it's humble beginnings in germany, the website stwpt.com became nothing short of an iconoclastic s** symbol, and following that, became nothing short of a world superpower, not unlike modern day canada. join us, and learn of its incredible history, from when the website was started to... into... the future... Thank you for joining us, for THE HISTORY OF THE STWPT.COM, one of the greatest websites, to have ever been typed into the URL bar of an internet browser In 1943, german scientist ludwig van beethoven made a startling discovery by mixing some chemicals and wearing a labcoat and some such nonsense. he posted his findings on the internet, starting a brand new website, STWPT.COM. it was only a matter of minutes before this website became the top hit at google. yes, the top hit. no matter what you searched for, STWPT.COM at number one! unbelievable. literally, unbelievable. let's move on STWPT became a haven for kittens with disabilities. they sat around, smoking their pipes, squinting their eyes, clicking the many bu*tons on STWPT.COM By the year 7 billion, time travelers had realized the peril of allowing STWPT.COM to to continue to exist, so they went back to 1943, kidnapped beethoven, went back even farther to 11 BC, and forced him to compose music. and that is the beethoven we know and love today And there you have it, the history of STWPT.COM, from when the website was started to into the future. thank you for joining us for this, the most important history lesson, in history. I'm your host, beethoven. my accent is ridiculous. Mweh