Songs To Wear Pants To - Zombie Ninjas lyrics

It's the night of the ninja dead Shoalin hunter, i'm the kung fu zed I got stealth and speed so you could never catch me I'm the real meaning of "silent but deadly" I don't need to throw stars, i'll rip my whole arm off And hit you out the driver's side of your own car And with my ninja sk**s perfected It's a matter of time before you're all infected When i bite you, you'll turn into a zombie But uh, you won't turn into a ninja as well Just the zombie part, I'm afraid You could be Zombie... guy that works at best buy! We are ninjas who eat brains We are zombies wielding swords We are pretty much invisible But we travel in hordes We are zombies who move fast We are ninjas from the dead We are basically gonna to eat your head You might know us from a video game But this is no campaign, you're all about to be slain And you might complain about a little neck pain 'cause, well, do i even have to explain? We'll cover everything you own in blood stains We limp, but somehow still travel faster than planes We have the minds of ninjas but we're also insane And we're hungry, so you better Hide your kids, hide your brains We are ninjas who eat brains We are zombies wielding swords We are pretty much invisible But we travel in hordes We are zombies who move fast We are ninjas from the dead We are basically gonna to eat your... Guess who's back? Now how was the first zombie ninja bitten? He must have been a ninja in a compromised position 'cause if not, he could take a million zombies on His sword drawn at the dawn of the dead with brawn But somehow he had a bite taken out of his neck Was dead for a while but then started to resurrect And he went and bit the other ninja boys and girls Once there's one zombie ninja it's the end of the world I'm rapping to you from this lair i made It's got a barricade, so don't be scared to stay Because we're very safe, that's why i'm all like "yeah The zombie ninjas could never... aah!" We are ninjas who eat brains We are zombies wielding swords We are pretty much invisible But we travel in hordes We are zombies who move fast We are ninjas from the dead We are basically gonna to eat your head We are ninjas who eat brains We are zombies wielding swords We are pretty much invisible But we travel in hordes We are zombies who move fast We are ninjas from the dead We are basically gonna to eat your head We are basically gonna to eat your head We are basically gonna to eat your head