Song Parodies - Train Him (Spice Girl - Say You'll Be There) lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) Last week, we had fought the Federation Then we had to run the blockade. We had, to land outside Mos Espa where it's 98 degrees in the shade. I went in there, to get us some shopping but Republic Credits meant we were sunk then I, discovered something odd it was a kid who made a pod out of junk His midichlorian count's amazing exactly like the grains of sand CHORUS: I'm giving you Anakin You'll be training him now instead. I loved him just like a son He's the chosen one- but I'm dead! If you, put two and two together then you're smarter than the council has been The kid's, most peculiar feature is He's nine and got the hots for the Queen. And now that I've been Mauled so badly I really hope you'll understand I'm giving you Anakin You'll be training him now instead. I loved him just like a son He's the chosen one- but I'm dead! And now that I've been Mauled so badly I hope you'll understand... I'm giving you Anakin He'll be wearing long braided hair. I'm telling you, Obi-Wan He's your padawan, in your care I'm giving you Anakin You'll be training him now instead. I loved him just like a son He's the chosen one- but I'm dead