Song Parodies - The Reign Of Palpatine (Bryan Adams - Summer of '69) lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) I got my brand new X-Wing right off the a**embly line White, 'n with that streak of red I loved to hear the engine whine. Me and some guys from home we shot womp rats out in my backyard Deak just quit, Windy got drafted Biggs was blown into a million shards. But flying over the d**h Star I thought that he would last forever and when I heard old Ben I knew that it was now or never that was the best shot of my life. I got trained but my friends were in trouble so I had a job to do I flew to Cloud City on Bespin- an' that's when I met you, yeah! Duelling there among the clouds you told me that we'd rule forever and when you cut off my hand I knew that I would join you never! that was the worst day of my life. Oh yeah! Back in the reign of Palpatine Oh! I had to go get Han from Jabba's palace, the poor guy was sick and blind- I thought Yoda would last forever, forever, Oh! I fought you again above Endor Your boss, he tried to make me mad. I said no, so then he tried to k** me That's when you really came through, Dad. Standing with him held up high You threw him and he fell forever. People would say it was me, but I knew that we did it together. That was the best day of my life. Oh yeah! Back in the reign of Palpatine uh huh.. It was the reign of Palpatine..